What the Hell? A Fat Girl's Guide to the Fat Girls Guide

Welcome to the Fat Girls Guide!

Once the shock and awe of the very idea of a Fat Girls Guide has worn off, let me explain to you just what The Fat Girls Guide is.

Fat Girls do things differently. It's just the way things are. Their way isn't better or worse, although it is usually funnier, louder, and sweatier.

I believe that more people should do things the Fat Girls way, and so I'm writing a blog to help people understand just how to bring out their inner (or outer!) Fat Girl.


Before we go any further, I should define a fat girl.

Fat /fat/ Girl /girl/: n. 1. A female human who's weight and attitude is considered larger than the norm (currently considered over a size 2). 2. A female human having experienced emotional torment during prepubescent development (regardless of size), 3. Some small-waisted women with a bitchy attitude, 4. Some men, 5. Anyone who compulsively eats Ice Cream.


Understand?

No?

Here's a few tips for spotting the not-so-elusive Fat Girl:

* Need to "put you in your place" when you make a dumbass comment
* Unnecessary to excessive use of foul/off color language
* Strong opinions
* Righteous indignation
* Desire to stand out in a crowd
* Lack of concern over exposure of flesh normally covered by clothing
* Above average intelligence
* Razor sharp whit
* Excellence in bed
* Low number of previous romantic relationships due to high intimidation factor
* Excessive need for ice cream


Fat Girls are everywhere. They tend to be in charge, and they tend to keep you in your place.

Ever wonder how to do something? Let The Fat Girls Guide tell you how it's done.