Fat Girls Guide to Small Dick Syndrome

A phenomenon many Fat Girls will encounter in their lifetimes is one I refer to as "Small Dick Syndrome". This typically is an issue with men although it can afflict women.

Small Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a disease that causes an individual to belittle or otherwise demene another person in order to make themselves feel superior. It can also result in the purchase of crotch rockets, sports cars, hair implants, cosmetic surgery, and/or steroids.

When confronted with SDS, a true Fat Girl usually cannot keep her mouth shut for long. While respectful and able to eat a great deal of shit in order to keep the peace (Fat Girls always try to keep the peace), eventually the need to put someone in their place will overwhelm their senses.

Commonly used phrases to sink an SDS ship include:

"Is there a small dick in here or is it just you?"

"I don't care how fast your car is, it ain't gonna make your dick grow."

and everyone's favorite:

"You're not fooling anyone with that fake ass hair, you dickless wonder."

When confronting a female exhibiting the signs of SDS, a Fat Girl has to get creative.

"Honey, I don't know who confused you, but your dick isn't small, it just doesn't exist."

or

"Excuse me, did you forget you vagina today, sweetheart?"

Bear in mind, all Fat Girls will eventually say something about SDS. It may come out to the individual or it may come out during a one-upmanship of storytelling during a girls night out event at a local bar, but it will come out.

A Fat Girl will never be quiet for long.