Let's face it. Fat Girls tend to be a handful. We're mouthy, outrageous, and quite frankly, intimidating.
With that in mind, it's important that we recognize the rules of post-break-up.
1. According to a recent fat-girl-to-fat-girl conversation, once you break up you should give the relationship a set period of time before you officially move on (i.e. change your myspace page).
This time frame can be established using Fat Girls Math:
x= Length of relationship (converted into hours)
y=time it takes to finish off a gallon of ice cream
z= how long you wait
x + y * .10 / 3 = z
For Example:
1(365X24) year + 2 hours * .10 / 3 = 292 hours
z= 12 days
2. Beware of rebound relationships. Rebound relationships are usually where people get Herpes.
3. Unless you are a hipster or a preteen/teen, do not use your myspace page as the place to "get back" at your ex.
4. Don't wait on someone who doesn't want to change the way things were. You broke up for a reason. If someone can't handle a Fat Girl, you gotta move on.
5. Do not destroy any of your ex's personal property. This can be considered destruction of property. Prison doesn't make jumpsuits big enough for a Fat Girl.
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