My Fat Girl New Year's Resolutions

1. Taste every Ben n Jerry's flavor there is.



2. Go to the gym. Once.



3. Remember my password to check my Best Buy credit card on line.



4. Touch a squirrel.



5. Make a new fat friend.



6. Not eat half a pizza at one time.



7. Teach my dog not to pee in the house.



8. See 3 SEC football games at 3 different stadiums



9. Leave my area code more than 1 time.



10. Start a multi million dollar business that brings me both wealth and happiness.





I think those are all really do-able. Except number 4.