A Fat Girl's Guide to 2008

Ain't It Great in 2008!

Expressions like those are really gonna piss me off this year.

Besides the guarantee that people will rhyme everything with 8 this year, what else do Fat Girls see happening in 2008?

- Thin celebrities will have problems. And by problems, I mean addictions, bad movies/cds/relationships. And by celebrities, I mean anyone with a youtube posting.

- Jessica Simpson will find some way to reinvent herself and will become popular again. She's our generation's Cher, and I'm ashamed to even think that.

- There will be a backlash against hipster bands.

- Kanye West will do something around plastic surgery safety awareness.

- That show where you have to tell the truth to win money will be really popular.

- This will be the worst year ever for American Idol.

- Speaking of American Idol: Paula Abdul will go into rehab.

- A woman will not win the presidency. Neither will Hillary Clinton.

- I will ride a scooter somewhere just for the hell of it.

- That "Teardrops On My Guitar" girl will do a duet with someone. It will be good.

- I will throw my cell phone at someone.

- Ben and Jerry's will develop a new line of ice cream.

- There will be backlash against Oprah for jumping into bed with Barak Obama. Mostly backlash from Lesbian groups who wanted her as their poster child.

- Rosie O'Donnell will wind up back on television. It will not go well.

- Someone will post a comment on this blog.

- You will tell a friend about how awesome this website is and eventually I will make some money from it.