The Fat Girls Guide to Not Hitting Someone At A Bar

It's an established fact that bars are loud places full of people at various stages of drunkenness and debauchery.

However!

That is no excuse to act like an ASSHOLE.

If the bar is full of people yelling and screaming at a football game, your conversation about how much you love your boyfriend should NOT be audible above the yelling and screaming.

If you are really horny-go home. Don't take your boyfriend into the ONLY BATHROOM and leave the rest of us with our legs crossed wondering what we'll have to step over to pee.

If you're racist, don't yell when you talk about how much you hate "brown people".

And finally, don't be an ASSHOLE.

I don't think those are unreasonable rules.

Follow my rules and you might not get smacked in the face.