The Fat Girls Guide to Public Ass Kicking

It's a well known fact that Fat Girls can't keep their fat mouths shut.

In public, in private, it doesn't really matter. If a Fat Girl's got somethin' to say, she's gonna say it.

This includes publicly kickin some ass.

What kind of ass kickin, you ask? This kind of ass kickin:

- Rippin a new one into the ass hole who thinks it's ok to yell at an old person.

- Staring down someone who just told his girlfriend she's an idiot when she clearly wasn't being stupid.

-Following someone who is clearly intoxicated out into the parking lot and calling 911 to report a drunk driver.


Be prepared:

Public ass kickin's are no different than a private one. It will include the following:

-Cussing. Lots of it.
-The word Bitch.
-A threat to poke them in the eye
-The statement "may you get a rash in an uncomfortable location"

Also, the following might be included:

-A promise to kill the person using something on their body ("I will strangle you with your own shoelace!" or "I will give you a wedgie that will turn you into a woman, you asswipe!")
-The promise that one day they will die in a way that will embarrass their family.
-the word "gonads" or possibly "nads"
-The prophecy that their children will "destroy whatever little hope you have left".

It will usually leave everyone in proximity to the ass kickin' shocked and possibly nauseous.
It will probably make someone cry.
It will definitely make everyone pray they never have to face a Fat Girl when she's angry.