The Fat Girls Guide: Douchebags, Part 2

It's important to know how serious a douche bag encounter is. Just like Homeland Security has their terror scale, Fat Girls have the douche bag scale. Check out the actual scale, and then I'll give you a few tests so you know you're ready.



Note: I made this. Don't steal it without giving me credit. Otherwise you're a douche bag.

Ok, here's a few tests. Look at the picture and tell me what level douche bag-ery you're facing:

1.
(picture courtesy of starpulse.com)

Yeah, I know, everyone loves Matthew McConaughey. We've all loved a douche, right? Now, this is definitely green. He's really more of a tool, and this is the only picture I could find of him in a shirt.

Good job!

2.
(picture courtesy of: adpulp.com)

Again, it's amazing how often we come in contact with douche bags because JOHN MAYER is totally a douche (and a tool). This is level blue. Make fun of him. A lot.

Now, it doesn't get much more obvious than this:

3.
(photo courtesy of the AMAZING website www.njdouchebags.com GO THERE NOW)

Clearly you're into the yellow range (although by the look of his fake tan he's attempting to escalate to orange).

Now, this is when it's tricky. Is it an Orange level Douche or a Red level Douche? It's hard. Try these:


(photo: thehollywoodgossip.com)
Told you! It's Double Douche, but have we reached level red?


(picture: janetcharltonshollywood.com)

Yeah, red? orange? I'm not sure either. Total douche, though. Total douche.


(photo: guidespot.com)
What? Didn't realize women can be douche bags too? Madonna always challenges society boundaries, doesn't she? Douche.

And finally, THIS is when you know you've hit RED:


(photo: guidespot.com)

You've been educated. Fat Girls- attack!