With summer coming the douche bags will come out of the woodwork with their stupid t-shirts and over-worked calf muscles. Before you’re duped by a douche-in-disguise, you’ve got to know what you’re looking for.
This is a 2-part series on Douche Bags just in time for summer.
Before we can rate a douche bag’s level of douche bag-ery we have to be able to recognize them. Here’s an excellent video comparing a nice guy to a douche bag.
Still confused? Here's a great picture with some details to look for:
Yeah, you’ve loved a douche. We’ve all loved a douche. It’s OK.
But Fat Girls know that not all douche bags are so easy to spot. Some douche bags don’t meet conventional standards and will often just be labeled a tool or a narcissist. But Fat Girls have incredible douche bag radar because if there’s one thing a Fat Girl loves it’s rippin’ on a douche bag.
Next up: The Douche Bag Advisory System.
(Special thanks to tastybooze.com for the pic)
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