The Fat Girls Guide to Fugly Shoes- Winter

What the hell is with winter boots with stiletto heals?

From a purely practical standpoint- that's make no f-ing sense. I mean, come on.

From an estetic standpoint- they are ugly as sin. They're like something an Inuit hooker would wear.

And the amount of time it must take to lace those things up!?

No self respecting Fat Girl is going to wear those things. Why?

1. Our fat ass calves will not fit into them.
2. Where do we need to be both in stilettos and ready for a blizzard?
3. You can't wear them with sweat pants.